Wallet Protection Spray
An imagined protective mist for keeping questionable carts at a safe distance.
Wallet Protection Spray creates an invisible emotional barrier between you and purchases that seemed extremely necessary after midnight.
Simply spray once near your laptop, phone, or suspiciously open shopping tab.
- Reduced attraction to countdown timers.
- Mild resistance to “only 2 left” messages.
- Temporary awareness that free shipping is not the same as free.
Results are entirely imagined, but your wallet may still feel grateful for the ceremony.
Imagined price €12.50 You are not going to pay this.
This is an imagined product. It cannot be bought, paid for, shipped, returned, reviewed, or accidentally delivered by a very confused courier.