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Time Travel Refund Form
An imagined form for purchases your past self handled poorly.
The Time Travel Refund Form provides a tidy administrative fantasy for decisions that became expensive with hindsight.
Fill it out mentally and submit it to the department of things you absolutely should have known.
- Reason for refund: optimism.
- Supporting evidence: unopened box.
- Requested resolution: alternate timeline.
No personal information is collected because the form goes nowhere, which is unusually efficient.
Imagined price €7.90 You are not going to pay this.
This is an imagined product. It cannot be bought, paid for, shipped, returned, reviewed, or accidentally delivered by a very confused courier.