Still locked in the Vault.
This imagined product hasn't unlocked in your Vault yet. It can't be viewed in detail or added to your imagined cart until then.
Subscription Exorcism Bell
An imagined brass bell for confronting monthly charges that keep returning.
The Subscription Exorcism Bell was designed for services you tried once and have financially haunted you ever since.
Ring it near a bank statement to begin the ceremonial removal of charges with suspiciously cheerful names.
- Clear tone for forgotten trials.
- Polished brass for premium billing regret.
- Works best before the renewal email.
- Includes no actual customer support.
It cannot cancel anything, but it can make remembering feel official.
Imagined price €18.90 You are not going to pay this.
This is an imagined product. It cannot be bought, paid for, shipped, returned, reviewed, or accidentally delivered by a very confused courier.