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Sock Pairing Tribunal
An imagined miniature courtroom where single socks must explain themselves.
The Sock Pairing Tribunal gives unmatched laundry the formal legal process it has clearly been avoiding.
Place a single sock on the witness stand and begin questioning its role in the disappearance of its partner.
- Tiny bench for serious fabric matters.
- Evidence tray for lint and excuses.
- Supports stern folding-room procedure.
- Delivers no enforceable verdicts.
It cannot reunite the pair, but it can make laundry feel cross-examined.
Imagined price €19.90 You are not going to pay this.
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