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Regret-Cancelling Headphones
Imagined headphones that reduce the volume of future buyer’s remorse.
Regret-Cancelling Headphones are built for moments when your brain says “buy it” and your bank account whispers “please don’t.”
They do not play music.
Instead, they symbolically mute:
- Bad financial decisions.
- Suspiciously persuasive product reviews.
- The emotional echo of “Add to cart.”
- Your own confident excuses.
Noise cancellation may vary depending on how much you already wanted the thing.
They cannot erase regret, but they can help you hear the pause before it begins.
Imagined price €129.90 You are not going to pay this.
This is an imagined product. It cannot be bought, paid for, shipped, returned, reviewed, or accidentally delivered by a very confused courier.