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Pet Translation Sticker
An imagined sticker that translates your pet’s opinions into mild criticism.
The Pet Translation Sticker is a breakthrough in doing absolutely nothing while feeling emotionally informed.
Attach it nowhere and receive silent insight into what your pet was probably thinking anyway.
Possible translations include:
- “Why is my bowl only emotionally full?”
- “That walk was legally too short.”
- “I respect you, but not that much.”
- “The sofa was clearly available.”
No sound is produced. No language is decoded. Somehow, you still understand.
Imagined price €9.90 You are not going to pay this.
This is an imagined product. It cannot be bought, paid for, shipped, returned, reviewed, or accidentally delivered by a very confused courier.