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Noise Negotiation Pillow
An imagined pillow for diplomatically handling nearby unnecessary sound.
The Noise Negotiation Pillow is for moments when silence has left the room and taken professionalism with it.
Place it nearby while you attempt peaceful coexistence with leaf blowers, speakerphones, or mystery hallway activity.
- Encourages calm internal bargaining.
- Softens dramatic ceiling staring.
- Keeps your irritation locally processed.
It does not block sound, but it gives your patience something upholstered to stand behind.
Imagined price €28.90 You are not going to pay this.
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