Instant Motivation Charger
An imagined charger for phones, plans, and deeply tired ambitions.
The Instant Motivation Charger was designed for people whose phone battery reaches 100% long before their willpower does.
Plug it in, wait three seconds, and enjoy the comforting illusion that your motivation is also charging.
- Before opening a to-do list.
- After saying “I’ll start in five minutes.”
- During ambitious Sunday planning.
- Near projects with too many browser tabs.
It does not create motivation, but it does make avoidance look slightly more organized.
Imagined price €29.90 You are not going to pay this.
This is an imagined product. It cannot be bought, paid for, shipped, returned, reviewed, or accidentally delivered by a very confused courier.