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Meeting Escape Parachute
An imagined parachute for exiting meetings with unnecessary altitude.
The Meeting Escape Parachute is for calendar events that begin with alignment and end somewhere near your will to continue.
Pull the tiny cord when the agenda starts circling back and picture yourself descending into freedom.
- Compact enough for any laptop bag.
- Deploys during phrase-heavy updates.
- Polite canopy for cross-functional drift.
- Rated for meetings that could be text.
It will not remove you from the call, but it may help your soul find an exit row.
Imagined price €67.90 You are not going to pay this.
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