Impulse Detector Watch
An imagined smartwatch that detects dangerous shopping energy before your wallet does.
The Impulse Detector Watch monitors subtle signs of unnecessary purchase activity, including fast thumb movement, suspicious discount excitement, and the phrase “I’ll just look.”
When your cart begins to behave emotionally, the watch gently vibrates with concern.
- Cart instability detected.
- Limited-time offer approaching.
- Your future self has requested a pause.
- This product looked more useful three minutes ago.
It cannot stop you from buying things, but it can make the checkout button feel slightly more watched.
Imagined price €89.90 You are not going to pay this.
This is an imagined product. It cannot be bought, paid for, shipped, returned, reviewed, or accidentally delivered by a very confused courier.