Elevator Eye Contact Guide
An imagined guide for looking normal between floors.
The Elevator Eye Contact Guide offers corporate-grade support for the longest twelve seconds of modern indoor travel.
It helps you decide where to look when the floor numbers are no longer enough.
- Button panel confidence tips.
- Neutral wall appreciation mode.
- Emergency nod calibration.
No faces are scanned. No awkwardness is stored. The guide simply exists so your eyes can file a plan.
Imagined price €16.90 You are not going to pay this.
This is an imagined product. It cannot be bought, paid for, shipped, returned, reviewed, or accidentally delivered by a very confused courier.