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Decision Defrost Tray
An imagined tray for cooling down decisions that arrived too hot.
The Decision Defrost Tray was made for choices that feel urgent because your brain put them in the microwave.
Place one difficult decision on its premium surface and let the drama slowly return to room temperature.
- Works with purchases, replies, plans, and suspicious enthusiasm.
- Nonstick coating for clingy second thoughts.
- Elegant drainage channel for excess panic.
- Pairs well with doing nothing briefly.
It cannot choose for you, but it can make waiting look like a culinary technique.
Imagined price €27.90 You are not going to pay this.
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