Corporate Jargon Translator
An imagined translator for meetings where words wear little business suits.
The Corporate Jargon Translator converts workplace phrases into the plain meaning everyone quietly suspected.
It works best near slide decks, status calls, and emails containing the word “alignment.”
- “Circle back” becomes “not today.”
- “Quick sync” becomes “calendar surprise.”
- “Strategic priority” becomes “please look busy near this.”
No conversations are recorded. No meetings are improved. The dignity savings are entirely imagined.
Imagined price €39.90 You are not going to pay this.
This is an imagined product. It cannot be bought, paid for, shipped, returned, reviewed, or accidentally delivered by a very confused courier.