Cat Approval Scanner
An imagined scanner for detecting approval your cat will never admit.
The Cat Approval Scanner helps determine whether your cat finds your decisions acceptable, tolerable, or legally beneath discussion.
Simply point it near your cat and wait for the imagined reading you already knew was coming.
- Mild disapproval detected.
- Bowl expectations unresolved.
- Lap access provisionally granted.
- Furniture ownership remains contested.
It stores no pet data and produces no reliable insight, which makes it remarkably consistent with the cat.
Imagined price €26.90 You are not going to pay this.
This is an imagined product. It cannot be bought, paid for, shipped, returned, reviewed, or accidentally delivered by a very confused courier.