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Bedtime Negotiation Gavel
An imagined gavel for ending the nightly appeal for one more video.
The Bedtime Negotiation Gavel brings legal theater to the oldest case in the household: sleep versus one more thing.
Tap it on the bedside table when your brain submits fresh evidence at 12:47 a.m.
- Compact ruling surface included emotionally.
- Overrules autoplay arguments.
- Recognizes pajamas as formal attire.
- Best used before scrolling testimony begins.
It cannot make you sleep, but it can adjourn the nonsense with dignity.
Imagined price €21.90 You are not going to pay this.
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