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Awkward Silence Humidifier
An imagined humidifier for conversations that have gone dangerously dry.
The Awkward Silence Humidifier adds atmosphere when a conversation has run out of usable oxygen.
Set it between two people who have both said "so" and let the mist do what confidence could not.
- Emits conversationally neutral vapor.
- Ideal for elevator pauses and dinner gaps.
- Whisper-quiet during mutual regret.
- Refill with tap water and optimism.
It cannot make you interesting, but it can make the room look like it has a plan.
Imagined price €31.90 You are not going to pay this.
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