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Anxiety-Proof Shopping Bag
An imagined bag for carrying things you almost bought and feelings you definitely did.
The Anxiety-Proof Shopping Bag was designed for those delicate moments after closing a checkout page and wondering whether you were wise or just temporarily afraid.
It has room for imagined products, emotional baggage, and at least three versions of “maybe I should still buy it.”
- Reinforced overthinking handles.
- Extra space for abandoned carts.
- Soft lining for fragile self-control.
It carries nothing in reality, which makes it surprisingly lightweight.
Imagined price €34.90 You are not going to pay this.
This is an imagined product. It cannot be bought, paid for, shipped, returned, reviewed, or accidentally delivered by a very confused courier.