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Anti-Scroll Gloves
Imagined gloves for people who opened one tab and lost forty-seven minutes.
Anti-Scroll Gloves are designed for the modern shopper who only wanted to check one thing and suddenly knows the technical differences between six unnecessary gadgets.
The gloves gently reduce thumb confidence during endless browsing sessions.
- Slows suspicious scrolling momentum.
- Adds friction to “just one more page.”
- Supports emergency tab closure.
They cannot physically stop you, but they can make your scrolling hand feel like it has been invited to a meeting about its behavior.
Imagined price €22.90 You are not going to pay this.
This is an imagined product. It cannot be bought, paid for, shipped, returned, reviewed, or accidentally delivered by a very confused courier.